mouth penis

guys, i had this weird dream last night where i was a lesbian and had a penis. i don't remember how, but somehow my penis got cut off at the top - like the whole top part was sliced off. i think we were at a treehouse club and my girlfriend cut it off or something - i don't really remember. i was holding the piece in my hand and kept trying to put it back on. i didn't want to go to the hospital because i knew it was going to take a lot of stitches. i think McCartney from The Bachelor was my girlfriend.

then somehow i decided to just to put it together, bandage it, and hope for the best. the next day i woke up and looked in the mirror. there was a crazy white scar around my lips - somehow the penis turned into my lips, but otherwise it healed fine. then it hit me that i didn't take care when putting the pieces together and didn't line up the urethra. i had to pee so i decided to see if it worked and i was full of anxiety. finally the pee started flowing and everything was fine.